Life is so easy, so easy for me
Just sitting around, staring at my TV
People call me a loser, but I don't really care
Cause nothing's better than this, just me and my dirty underwear

We're all losers and we know it's true
Don't need people telling us what to do
Got to get up early, each and every day
And ride that bus onto minimum wage
Well, that life doesn't sound so good to me
Don't give a shit about maturity
Doesn't seem right, doesn't seem fair
We're just another bike gang, living on welfare

Maybe I'll go out for a while, but I got to wait
All my friends will soon be here, today is our date
Got to hop on my BMX, she stays so true
Cause we're all heading downtown, always by two